Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-15-2007, 06:13 AM
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Dizzy
`Doctor, I`ve got this problem,` a man says. `My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch. And...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-14-2007, 06:59 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 378
Pregnant women
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-12-2007, 06:42 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 383
The "perfect" man
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-11-2007, 05:58 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 381
Blonde joke
Two blondes are out in the forrest, arguing about these tracks in the ground they have found one blonde says " I swear they are deer tracks" The other says " No no they are rabbit tracks" they argued...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-10-2007, 06:16 AM
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Views: 371
Two gay guys
There are two gay guys having sex. Suddenly, the phone rings, and with an exasperated sigh, one gets up to answer it.
Before he leaves the room, he looks at his lover and says "No masturbating...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-09-2007, 07:27 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 377
Women problems
A man comes home from work to find all his belongings strewn across the front yard.
He walks up to the front door and finds it locked. He tries his keys and they don't work. After pounding on the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-08-2007, 07:30 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 393
Little girl asks mom
Mom: "Be a good girl and when you grow up, you'll get one."
Little Girl: "But what if I'm bad?"
Mom: "You'll get MORE!!!"
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-07-2007, 07:01 AM
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Views: 423
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-06-2007, 07:02 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 436
More jokes for the sexually frustrated
Q.)What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-05-2007, 06:22 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 386
Dick and elbow
A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.
The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-04-2007, 06:00 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 382
Husbands as drinks
Three middle aged ladies were sitting around the porch one day bragging about their husbands' sex drive when one decided that they should refer to their lovers as a soft drink.
The first lady...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-03-2007, 06:15 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 3,431
Husband comes home early
A guy came home early and found his wife in bed with another man. "What the hell are you doing?" shouted the irate husband.
"See," the wife said to the man lying beside her, "Didn't I tell you he...
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