Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-24-2007, 07:35 AM
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Views: 417
Getting married for the fourth time
A women is getting married for her fourth time around. On her honeymoon she asks her husband to be gentle because she is still a virgin. When hears this he asks, 'How can that be you've been married...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-20-2007, 09:32 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 458
Happily ever after
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-18-2007, 07:40 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 467
Old woman and vibrators
An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking.
"Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-16-2007, 07:40 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 399
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-14-2007, 07:19 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 395
The maid
There was once a man whose wife had gone for a vacation. When she comes back from vacation and starts reorganizing her wardrobe, the wife finds that there are two panties in her dresser which do not...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-12-2007, 08:15 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 436
Fast divorce
A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-10-2007, 06:40 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 389
Invited to dinner
A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-08-2007, 06:54 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 405
Blondes, blondes...
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "are you sexually active?"
A: "No, i just lie there."
Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A: Brain tumor.
Q: Why do blondes wear their...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-06-2007, 06:53 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 405
Buying a gift
"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes,"...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-04-2007, 06:42 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 381
Book reading in bed
There was this couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on and read a book.
As he was reading he stopped and reached over to his wife and...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-31-2007, 07:23 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 383
Homework assignment
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-29-2007, 07:01 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 5,072
The "raven" meets the Internet
Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-27-2007, 07:07 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 372
A gift for Adam
One day God came to Adam and said, "I've got some good news and some bad news."
"Well, give me the good news first."
"I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-25-2007, 07:10 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 385
Hand job joke
A guy walks into a delli and a sign says Hand Jobs 10$ Sandwichs 10$. He walks over to this cute blonde behind the counter and he says "Are you one who gives Hand Jobs?" She replys in a slow sexy...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-23-2007, 06:33 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 368
Captain inspects camel
A new Captain inspected his soldier and he noticed a female camel.
The captain asked, "What's this camel doing here?"
The Sergeant shyly answered, "We use this camel when we feel an urge to...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-20-2007, 07:07 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 370
Lost in the woods
A man survived a plane crash and landed on a large land occupied by a group of savages, who treated him as one of them. After many decades, he was eventually rescued and a female journalist is...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-17-2007, 07:08 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 392
Birthday sex
Adam was talking to his friend at a bar. He said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-13-2007, 07:01 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 375
Burning calories
Taking off the clothes:
-With her permission: 12 cal
-Without her permission: 166 cal
Taking the bra off:
-With both hands: 8 cal
-With one hand: 11 cal
-With one hand being slapped: 53...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-10-2007, 06:20 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 370
No kicking the animals
A little farm boy was walking to the school bus one morning when he began kicking farm animals. First he kicked a pig. Then he kicked a chicken. Lastly he kicked a cow.
His mother, watching from...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-08-2007, 06:48 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 394
Married life
So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Give me two beers."
The bartender obliges him.
The guy looks into his wallet and says, "Give me two more beers."
So the bartender gives him two more beers....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-06-2007, 06:07 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 604
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-02-2007, 06:20 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 378
Nonna's advice...
A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her Nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about those-a young boys. He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-31-2007, 07:01 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 377
The blonde
A blonde desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the park and she grabbed this kid.
Then she wrote a note saying, "If you ever want to see your child again,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-28-2007, 06:48 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 370
Thirsty
A big burly biker steps into a bar he walks over sits at the bar and orders a beer. While he sits there he exclaims "I'm so thirsty i could lick the sweat of a cows balls", the gay guy sitting next...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-28-2007, 06:43 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 533
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