Valentine's Day cards
 

A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day cards for her son and father.
The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded her.
She muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for ex-husbands."
The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes m'am, they do, but they're in Sporting Goods."
"Really?" exclaimed the woman.
"Yes m'am. They're called darts."