Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
 

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a porsche.

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: What's the difference between a beer and a woman?
A: You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.