What's 72?
 

Q: What's 72?
A: 69 with 3 people watching!


Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me I'm going in.


Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
A: "Ho. Ho. Ho."


Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.