Could you tell me the time?
 

"Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of a man on the street corner.
"Sure....it's three fifteen," he replied with a smile.
"Thanks," she said, a puzzled look crossing her face. "You know, it's the weirdest thing ... I've been asking that question all day long, and each time I get a different answer."


Q: Did you hear about the man who joined a nudist colony?
A: The first day was his hardest.


Q: What is the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.