Extra-large condoms
 

A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms.
The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy one?"
The woman replies, "No sir, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?"


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