A blonde moonwalk
 

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

Q: Why'd the man take Viagra eyedrops?
A: Because he wanted to look hard!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?
A: Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!