Steering wheel
 

A guy walked into the pub and said, "Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?" The bartender said "Why is that there is it annoying?" "Yes," the man said, "its driving me nuts"

Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head?
A: Sweet fuck all...

Q: What do condoms and women have in common?
A: Both spend more time in a guy's wallet than on his cock.