Going to Las Vegas
 

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and he asks, "Where are you going?" he asked.
"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!"
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.
"Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you'll live on $800 a year!"