
10-15-2008, 06:18 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 337
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What's the definition of innocence?
Q: What's the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she's making little sleeping bags for mice.
You're just like a television -- even an old man can turn you on.
Q: Why do soldiers wear condoms?
A: So the enemy doesn't see them coming!
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