Three men in a stripper bar
 

Three men went into a stripper bar and this stripper came over to them and started to shake her ass. The first guy goes, "Watch this," so he licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it on her ass. The second guy goes, "Oh yeah? Watch this," so he takes a 100 dollar bill and licks it and sticks it on her ass. The third guy goes "That's nothing! He takes out his credit card, slides it down her ass crack and takes the money.'


Q: What's 6 inches long , 2 inches wide, and thrills women?
A: Money!