Good, bad, worse
 

Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The teacher is a he.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: You get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.