ROFL
 

Q: Why don't witches wear undies?
A: To get better grip on their brooms.

Q: What's 5 miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.

Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.