Blondes, blondes again...
 

Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a masters degree in psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve.
"Oh, goodness, six please," said the blonde. "I don't think I could ever eat twelve!"

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?
A: She turns the ignition key.

Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons ?
A: You can also sit upright in a car.