Blondes again

[funmonger]

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
A: Play ball!

Q: What's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone?
A: Ice cream cones don't lick back.

Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering What she did with her pencil.

After leaving a store, a blonde walked out and went up to a soda machine. The blonde put in 50 cents and out popped a coke. She searched her bag for more money. She found some and kept feeding the machine money. Cokes and Sprite and Mountain Dew bottles began rolling down the street.