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UFO's and smart blondes
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later. Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date. A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home. Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? A: She has a checkbook. |
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