How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
 

Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?

A: I don't know, it's never been done.

Q: How many women does it take to invent the toilet seat?

A: Trick question, a man invented the toilet seat - therefore it's safe to assume it is meant to be up. :idea:

:twisted: i always put down the toilet seat.... have to bend her over something when she gets out of the shower