Blondes, blondes...
 

Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "are you sexually active?"
A: "No, i just lie there."

Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A: Brain tumor.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.