Lost in the woods

[funmonger]

A man survived a plane crash and landed on a large land occupied by a group of savages, who treated him as one of them. After many decades, he was eventually rescued and a female journalist is interviewing him on his miraculous survival and life on the island.

"Tell me, is there anything fun on the island?" She asks.

"yea. I remember one time a woman was lost in the woods and we searched her for days and found her in a cave and then we all had sex with her." He says excitingly.

Feeling a little bit awkward, the journalist then asks "What Else?"

"Last winter, a sow we caught ran away and we eventually found it in the woods and we all had sex with it. It was good time." He says proudly.

"hmm." Embarrassed and disgusted, the journalist then asks "what about any hardship you suffered when living on the island?"

The old man looks at her and says nothing, and after 10 secs, he bursts into tears and says:"One day, I got lost in the woods...."