The drunk neighbor
 

Two neighbors: a drunken guy and a priest.

The priest wanted his neighbor to stop drinking.

So, he tells his son to dress up like an angel and go to the drunken guy’s house and remind him about God, maybe then he’d stop drinking.

So, the boy did what his father had asked and went to drunk’s house, all dressed up and shit.

The boy makes his entrance, then asks the guy “What have you done in your life other than drinking?” The guy says “I had sex with my neighbor’s wife yesterday.” After that, the kid goes home. When his father asks him how it went. The kid: “I went there as an angel, came back a sonovabitch”