W.I.F.E
 

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE..... you know ... Young, Urban, Professional."

The second guy says, "I'm a DINK..... you know ... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB.... you know Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies..... "I'm a WIFE ... you know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."