Should I tell my friend I saw his wife in porn?

[nine7one]

Am I the only one who pictured being at a party at their house and some point while I was talking to her, hand her a DVD as I say, "I was trying to figure out how to ask if you were into anal but then I realized, it didn't matter because starting about 5 minutes down in your basement, you're going to be spending a lot of time with my cock in your ass whether you like it or not" I would never do it but just picturing the look on her face if you did is priceless.