How to get girl on girl action?

[twofun]

My Mrs is always trying to get me to get her a girl but she expects me to go out to a club to pick up..i have been trying to explain to her that no girl in their right mind would believe me let alone come back with me to the room where the mrs is- I am over 6.5 feet tall, dark and have been described by strangers as "mean looking.

I have asked to take her or even if i could get the girl to ring and confirm that i have a female waiting but the mrs always says "no it has to happen spontaneously".

I have since realised that this is a ploy to just get out of putting out so i just got to the pub under the guise of picking up and have a drink, play pool and then come home only to tell her that there was no one there willing.

She has tried to set me up too just to check to see if i am playing up on her as she would pretend to want to hook up and then start to name my female co workers names to see if I agree to "tune" them up for a FFM 3sum...I only fell for it the 1st time and never again...she absolutely blew her stack...

Dont get me wrong, she has a good track record for putting out to other guys, frequently and with lots of freaky stuff that she would never do with me, just turns me on more, but am getting over her set ups.